Big-game Hunting Critic Gifts

"Hi, is there anyone who knocked on my door?"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'Now this was a crafty one!'

Wanted, someone to kill hunter. A volunteer is often the last one you'd ever want to give the job to.

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Colonel Bagshot.

Trophy head.

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

"Why are you worried? I told you we're too big to fail!"

Ethical Hunting.

"That's it! I'm officially against the pipeline to Chicago."

'That was my first ever kill.'

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."

England and Germany

Cruel sports - foxhunting

Man sitting in chair having a drink, Elephant trophy is drinking from the man's glass using it's trunk.

"Remember me? Bangor, Maine, moose season, 1971?"

'Sure there was a bad side to hunting, but there was also the excitement, the challenge, the romance of it.'

'George,your big game guide is here.'

'That's Al for you, he'd rather wait for a hatch than fish with nymphs.'