Big-game Hunting Critic Pillows

"Hi, is there anyone who knocked on my door?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A man shoots at a drone.

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

Wanted, someone to kill hunter. A volunteer is often the last one you'd ever want to give the job to.

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

Trophy head.

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Colonel Bagshot.

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

'Yes, it's not often you see them in the open.'

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

"Why are you worried? I told you we're too big to fail!"

Ethical Hunting.

"That's it! I'm officially against the pipeline to Chicago."

'That was my first ever kill.'

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."

England and Germany

Cruel sports - foxhunting

Man sitting in chair having a drink, Elephant trophy is drinking from the man's glass using it's trunk.

Exxon Profits.

"Remember me? Bangor, Maine, moose season, 1971?"

'Sure there was a bad side to hunting, but there was also the excitement, the challenge, the romance of it.'

'George,your big game guide is here.'