Giant Fish Admirers Mugs

Topsy-Turveydom

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Piranhaclaus

"She's just being Koi."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Evolved to Ski.

'I love all of your brothers and sisters, but you're my favorite.'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"You just had to swipe at that fish."

"Any luck"

'Is that exotic, or just weird?'

'Very funny, now can you spit the water back out'

'And now we're all out of sturgeons.'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

Olympic Rings

I'm having trouble breathing.

'I tried fresh water once... talk about bland!'

"Aside from the claustrophobia, ground up mealworms, depression, and looking at you pucker your lips all day... life is just peachy!"

"They know we hate water. They put food in the water. It's sick."

'How's my rampaging?'

"It's no good, we need to swim in opposite directions."

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

'Look what I found.'

"Excuse me, where's the bathroom?"

Whale Whale Whale.

Snapping turtle: 'OK, I'm sorry I snapped at you!'

'Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win one for 'the gupper'.'