Giant Monster Appreciator Gifts

We are going to need a bigger cow!

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

King Kongs first christmas

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Monster Clown

Old-fashioned computer

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'It's a hybrid.'

Count Orlov couldn't get over his fear of dentists...

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Giant Ice Skates

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

Le Roi Kong

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

Giant bird.

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

Have you installed the heater?

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

"Don't you think they taste a little like chicken?"