Lion Appreciator Gifts

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

A Venus cow trap.

Thug life on safari.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Laboratory Retriever

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Works every time."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Say cheese!

"This is the best part of the movie."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

Rabbits picknick

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Things we need to acknowledge

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Reality Bites

Draw the Lion

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow