Fishy Intellectual Gifts

Looking for a quirky gift for the fishy intellectual in your life? Our collection blends nautical wit with smart humor, making it ideal for marine enthusiasts and brainy humor lovers. Whether they’re into science, marine life, or clever wordplay, you’ll find something to make them smile and think. Celebrate their unique interests with gifts that showcase their love for all things clever and aquatic.

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School of Fish

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'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.' mockup

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

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Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?' mockup

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

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"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?" mockup

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

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It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems... mockup

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

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Fish talking about fisherman

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"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top." mockup

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

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"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long." mockup

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

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"This aquarium is such a nice prison." mockup

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

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'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!' mockup

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

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Shakespeare Ave

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Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel. mockup

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

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'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?' mockup

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

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Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!' mockup

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

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'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.' mockup

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

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'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.' mockup

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

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"Cat got your tongue?"

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'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?' mockup

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

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'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.' mockup

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

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Fish Food

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'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?' mockup

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

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"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor." mockup

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

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'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!' mockup

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

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'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl) mockup

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

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'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.' mockup

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

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"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ." mockup

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

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