Fishy Intellectual T-Shirts

School of Fish

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Fish talking about fisherman

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Shakespeare Ave

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Priest with Christian symbol

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

Fish Food

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Fish-losophy

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"