Water Pressure Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a quirky gift for the water pressure philosopher in your life? Celebrate their unique curiosity with humorous and thoughtful items that blend personal interest with a dash of wit. Perfect for those who enjoy reflecting on life's pressures and flow.

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Showering

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'You lifted your head.'

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Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care. mockup

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

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"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!" mockup

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

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"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management." mockup

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

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'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.' mockup

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

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"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!" mockup

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

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'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.' mockup

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

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"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself." mockup

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

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'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.' mockup

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

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Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

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"Must be the new philosophy teacher." mockup

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

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"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler." mockup

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

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"This is a tough place to work..." mockup

"This is a tough place to work..."

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"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?" mockup

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

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Fish near-death experiences.

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"Are you new around here?"

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"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime." mockup

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

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"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office." mockup

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."

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'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.' mockup

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

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Snub Marine

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'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!' mockup

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

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"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed." mockup

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

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'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.' mockup

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

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'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!' mockup

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

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Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler. mockup

Man at cooler, notices mouse hole also with cooler.

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'Do you think he recognizes us?'

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George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness. mockup

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

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"We got a pool going about when the bubbles go."

"We got a pool going about when the bubbles go." mockup

"We got a pool going about when the bubbles go."

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"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are." mockup

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

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No Loitering. Beware of the Dog.

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'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...' mockup

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

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Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler! mockup

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

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"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"So hardly working....or hardly working?" mockup

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

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Water Pressure Philosopher Gifts Collection

Water Pressure Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of water pressure philosopher mugs and brighten their mornings with humor and insight into the mysteries of flow.

Water Pressure Philosopher Pillows

Shop our water pressure philosopher pillows to add personality and humor to their favorite relaxation spots and reflect their curious mind.

Water Pressure Philosopher Prints

Decorate with captivating prints inspired by water pressure thinking—bring creativity and inspiration to their home or office.

Water Pressure Philosopher T-Shirts

Find the perfect water pressure philosopher t-shirt and wear your fascination with humor and style—great for casual, intellectual fashion.