Pressure Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the pressure philosopher in your life? Our curated selection of creative products features clever designs inspired by philosophical ideas. Perfect for those who enjoy contemplating life's mysteries or debating big concepts. Whether it's a humorous t-shirt, a motivational mug, or a stylish print, our items are designed to spark curiosity and inspire deep thoughts. Ideal for students, teachers, or anyone passionate about philosophy, these gifts combine humor and intellect to make everyday items a little more profound.

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line." mockup

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

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All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles. mockup

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

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"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..." mockup

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

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Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'. mockup

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

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'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.' mockup

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

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Critical Ethanol report

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'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?' mockup

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

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"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work." mockup

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

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UFO = Unidentified frying object. mockup

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

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"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!" mockup

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

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Fuels paradise.

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'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.' mockup

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

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'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.' mockup

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

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'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.' mockup

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

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Entropy Seminar.

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'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.' mockup

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

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'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.' mockup

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

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TSA Lines

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The oil crisis.

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"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science." mockup

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

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"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero." mockup

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

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"Well, I admire your resilience." mockup

"Well, I admire your resilience."

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An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem. mockup

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

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String Theory

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'You are 14st 3lb..But then, you are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.'

'You are 14st 3lb..But then, you are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.' mockup

'You are 14st 3lb..But then, you are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.'

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"Now, you may feel a little pressure..."

"Now, you may feel a little pressure..." mockup

"Now, you may feel a little pressure..."

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"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you." mockup

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

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"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint." mockup

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

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"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office." mockup

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

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"Who's next?"

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Pressure Philosopher Gifts Collection

Pressure Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of philosophically-inspired mugs, perfect for those who love pondering life's big questions over coffee or tea.

Pressure Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows that feature clever and philosophical designs, perfect for the thoughtful thinker’s living space.

Pressure Philosopher Prints

Browse our art prints inspired by philosophical ideas, ideal for adding a thoughtful touch to any room.

Pressure Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our selection of witty t-shirts designed for the pressure philosopher, blending humor and intellectual charm.