Pressurized Thinker Gifts

Immense geologic forces and heat, working over the course of eons, slowly transform a drab lump of coal into a radiant diamond.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Needs to get a life"

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Illogic Tree

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

Ceiling Paint

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

August Comte

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"People are crazy."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

No Action Comics

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'