Pressurized Thinker Mugs

Immense geologic forces and heat, working over the course of eons, slowly transform a drab lump of coal into a radiant diamond.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Needs to get a life"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Rodin's Thinker.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

The Procrastinator

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Illogic Tree

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

Ceiling Paint

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

August Comte

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Here's a brain teaser: Is it possible to be enlightened and not know it?

"People are crazy."

No Action Comics

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'