Puzzle Ponderers Gifts

Falcon finds Waldo

'What would you say if I told you that there are no wrong answers, just wrong questions.?'

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Schrödinger and his cat

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Max Weber

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Telling Self to Buzz Off