Palindrome Ponderer Gifts

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Tourists

The Artist

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Here's the parking lot."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Pyramid catflap...

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

How they did it . . .

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Camel'

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.