Palindrome Ponderer Mugs

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

Tourists

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Here's the parking lot."

Schrödinger and his cat

Pyramid catflap...

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

How they did it . . .

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

'Camel'