Fish Ponderers Gifts

Wildlife

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Beginning Yarder.

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

'You know why they call you an old coot, because you are an old coot.'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim