Poolside Parent T-Shirts

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Dolphin tricks.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

"Shake! Good dog."

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

Swimming

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

Artist paints the future.

'Get in the house now!'

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

Social distancing

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

'And some sunshine.'

With summer vacation over, Mrs. Locke was having a tough time transitioning back into teaching.

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

"No peeing in pool"

Bird bath pool toys.

"It's nice having the option to work from home."

"My laptop gets hot, but I solved that problem."

"I'm goin' over. Hell, we're already rounding second."