Poolside Friend Pillows

Social distancing

Bring your own inflatable.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

Dolphin tricks.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Swimming Champion.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Tentacle attacking diver.

No petting in the pool!

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

'Ha! Fake out!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Swimming with dad

Swimming

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

"Shake! Good dog."

First Dive

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'...Where did you get all these piranhas?'

'Get in the house now!'

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

Caution Pool Drained.

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'