Poolside Partier Pillows

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Bring your own inflatable.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Bankside

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Dolphin tricks.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Shark in the swimming pool.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

Founding Father Benjamin Franklin must have been thinking about long holiday weekends when he wrote "Fish and visitors stink in three days."

Swimming with dad

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."