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The Miser's Arms

The life of Vaughan Toulouse was blighted by puns.

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I think we may be related!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"An everything Martini, please."

Beer Stall

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"