Pub Life Prints

The Miser's Arms

The life of Vaughan Toulouse was blighted by puns.

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beer Stall

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I think we may be related!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'