Park Pal Mugs

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

World Tour.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Theatre Crowd

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

The High Line at Giza

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Moms gone wild

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Stories about crumbs

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Boys in the cloakroom.

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'