Party Pal Pillows

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Theatre Crowd

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Prosecco

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

PIna Colada

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Pint

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Prosecco

Join me in a Caiprinha!

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'