Party Buddy Pillows

"I've never seen Tom enjoy himself so much at a party, Joan! When did he quit drinking?"

Great party - thanks.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Bacchus.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Beers

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Shaken not stirred

Bike Rides

"I, TikTok."

Karataoke

A Woman Holding Canapes

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Prosecco

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'