Party Buddy Pillows

"I've never seen Tom enjoy himself so much at a party, Joan! When did he quit drinking?"

Great party - thanks.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Shaken not stirred

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Bike Rides

Beers

Balancing two espresso martinis

A Woman Holding Canapes

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Prosecco

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'