Party Friend Pillows

"Same old crowd."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Party Animals.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Bubbly

Join me in a Martini?

Early photobombing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Shaken not stirred

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Balancing two espresso martinis