Playdate Pal Pillows

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Theatre Crowd

Kids with Fish Balloons

Boy and his dog

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"Good arm."

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

"Wanna play doctor?"

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'