Playdate Pal Mugs

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Theatre Crowd

Kids with Fish Balloons

Boy and his dog

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Good arm."

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'

"Wanna play doctor?"

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"You'll like my parents. They're very child-centered."