Playdate Participant Mugs

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'I wouldn't eat at your house. My mum says your mum always dishes the dirt.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Boy and his dog

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"Wanna play doctor?"

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'

"You'll like my parents. They're very child-centered."

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"