Playdate Participant Prints

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'I wouldn't eat at your house. My mum says your mum always dishes the dirt.'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Boy and his dog

Kids with Fish Balloons

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

"Wanna play doctor?"

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'