Playdate Hosts Prints

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

"Wanna play doctor?"

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

"You'll like my parents. They're very child-centered."

"Enough's enough! I've been calling you two for dinner for the last half hour!"

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'