Playdates Prints

"You'll like my parents. They're very child-centered."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

"May I speak to the kid of the house?"

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Can Davey come out and swashbuckle?'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?"

"Dad, can I go to Rex's house to play on his swing?"

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Teddy Bear

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'