Playdate Genius Prints

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Boy and his dog

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Teddy Bear

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

"Wanna play doctor?"

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'