Playdate Genius T-Shirts

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Boy and his dog

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

"Wanna play doctor?"

"You'll like my parents. They're very child-centered."