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"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Teddy Bear

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

"Wanna play doctor?"

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'

"You'll like my parents. They're very child-centered."

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

"Enough's enough! I've been calling you two for dinner for the last half hour!"

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."