Playdate Challenger T-Shirts

"Wanna play doctor?"

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"You'll like my parents. They're very child-centered."

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

"Enough's enough! I've been calling you two for dinner for the last half hour!"

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"