Playdate Coordinator T-Shirts

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little doctor.

Kids with Fish Balloons

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Teddy Bear

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"So much for eternal rest."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."