Playdate Coordinator T-Shirts

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little doctor.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Teddy Bear

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"So much for eternal rest."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"