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"Can Joey come out and steal?"

'Junior is running out of playmates: we need to stop eating the neighbors.'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

scrabble love

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Teddy Bear

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Babies

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'