Playtime Planner T-Shirts

'Oh no!! Cooties!!'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Young girl at her Grandmother's

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Spider's Web Trampoline

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Babies

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

"So much for eternal rest."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'