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'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

School Trip To The Beach

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

Dog dreaming about how to catapult a squirrel.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"My family goes on vacation every third summer."

Acme Crazy Straws

'Kind of. I did change skydiving to water aerobics, and I deleted the Mexico trip. The food makes me gassy.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"Hold on. Hey, Smiley! Ooh sorry...I can't! I'm heading out to play soccer with Cruz!"

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Babies

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'First time skiing?'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'