Playful Planner Prints

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

School Trip To The Beach

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

G-R-E-E-N

Dog dreaming about how to catapult a squirrel.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"My family goes on vacation every third summer."

Acme Crazy Straws

'Kind of. I did change skydiving to water aerobics, and I deleted the Mexico trip. The food makes me gassy.'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"Hold on. Hey, Smiley! Ooh sorry...I can't! I'm heading out to play soccer with Cruz!"

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Babies

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse