Playdate Planners Mugs

"Can Joey come out and steal?"

'Junior is running out of playmates: we need to stop eating the neighbors.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

scrabble love

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Teddy Bear

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Babies

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"So much for eternal rest."

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'