Playdate Organizers Mugs

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Teddy Bear

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"So much for eternal rest."

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'