Playdate Organizers Mugs

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Teddy Bear

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"So much for eternal rest."

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

"If Tommy can't play right now. Can we use his soccer ball?"