Playdate Mugs

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Teddy Bear

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"So much for eternal rest."

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."