Play Date Mugs

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

Theatre Crowd

"So, what do you do for play?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

Tree house.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Hamlet

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

A pretention of playwrights

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Midsummer Night's Dream

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Teddy Bear

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'