Play Date Gifts

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'They all want to play the star.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Tree house.

Dog Park / Cat Park

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Theatre Crowd

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Hamlet

Kids with Fish Balloons

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

A pretention of playwrights

Playground Pipe Dreams

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Midsummer Night's Dream

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Jack in the Box

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"