Play Date Enthusiast Gifts

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Drive in movies.

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Love Trap

Rocking Horse

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."