Play Date Enthusiast Gifts

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Romance

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Drive in movies.

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Rocking Horse

Heart to heart talk.

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Romance

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"