Child's Playdate Gifts

Robot Costume

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Jack in the box on strike.

Summer reading for the family.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Extra innings.

Teddy Bear

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

I love bathtime.

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)