Childhood Playdates Gifts

COMPUTER PLAY-DATING SERVICE

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Boy and his dog

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

The Perfect Cannonball

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Snowman

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Extra innings.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"