Child's Playdate Pillows

Robot Costume

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Jack in the box on strike.

Summer reading for the family.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

I love bathtime.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'