Play Dates Pillows

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

"Can Ingrid come out to play?"

"Jeez, these things are hot."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'They all want to play the star.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Theatre Crowd

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Tree house.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'He's maturing early.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

Hamlet

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

A pretention of playwrights

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Playground Pipe Dreams

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Midsummer Night's Dream

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"