Playdates Pillows

"You'll like my parents. They're very child-centered."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

"I don't know, but lately I've been thinking outside the sandbox!"

"May I speak to the kid of the house?"

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?"

"Dad, can I go to Rex's house to play on his swing?"

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Teddy Bear

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."